Willingly wilful
And with wacky words - The Flintshire Observer, 1 May, 1857: "IN DYING, HE REMEMBERED HIS FRIENDS."- Dr. William Dunlop, of Western Canada, left behind him an eccentric will. His silver tankard he bequeathed "to the eldest son of old John." He "would have left it to...
It was me, said Paddy
A nip of rum too many - Bell's New Weekly Messenger 04 April 1847: A BAREFACED THIEF.-An Irish lumper (docker), named Thomas Maguire, was brought up before the Liverpool police Magistrate on Saturday, under the following circumstances:- The prisoner, with others, had...
Seriously, it’s a funny place
The court-room is meant to be a serious place but people being people, humour is not far from the surface. Hystericals - Liverpool Echo 30 April 1918: When two women were summoned at Bootle to-day for assault, the following interesting passage took place:-...
I’ll set my wife on you
Threatening payback - Worcester Journal 18 April 1850: ASSAULT.-Jones v Evans- The defendant in this case (who is a half-witted broker, or "general dealer," better known by the appellation of "greasy pockets,") had evaded their service of a summons by decamping to the...
A cross coroner’s examination
A very useful witness who could not remember dates - Illustrated London News 16 December 1899: An amusing dialogue occurred at an inquest held in the Westminster Coroner's Court, Horseferry Road, by Mr John Troutbeck. An elderly female witness was giving evidence with...
A warm day and too much gin
An Irish Tea Party! - Illustrated London News 14 May 1842: A brace of Irish ladies came before Mr. Hardwick with all the evidences upon them of having been recently engaged in pugilistic contest. The complainant in particular had her face so tatooed by the nails of...
Who was the real victim here?
Oh, you naughty villain! - Morning Chronicler 24 July 1820: SURREY SESSIONS. - July 22. Bigamy. - Wm Thomas, a old decrepit man, who is so deformed that he has been from his birth unable either to dress or undress himself, having neither hands nor feet, stood indicted...
Aged donkey served rich and poor
Longevity of the ass - Bury and Norwich Post 4 January 1854: A donkey has just died at Fornham All Saints, having attained to the venerable age of 70 years and upwards. It formerly belonged to the Cornwallis family, and was ridden by Lady Ann, after whom it was...
Long shot survivor
Battled on for 40 more years - Reading Mercury 01 July 1799: DIED - At Northam, aged 80, J.Padmore, who, at the battle of Minden, received a ball through his head. It is a little odd that the passing of an individual would be so casually recorded. Note that the battle...
James Tetley and Betty Stockdale’s wedding
Warren Nunn Many people tend to see genealogy as a boring, uninteresting pastime. Why spend time in the past looking at old records? Why not focus on the people around you and enjoy your family who are actually alive? In some ways you can understand where they are...
Thomas McRoberts
Great progenitor - Aberdeen Press and Journal 11 November 1799: Died, at Newton-Stewart, on the 16th ult. Thomas McRoberts, aged about 100 years. His great-grandchildren by the first marriage are above 12 years of age, and he has left a daughter by the third marriage...
Coalport catastrophe
Dreadful stupidity - Aberdeen Press and Journal 11 November 1799: A dreadful accident happened at Coalport, near the Iron Bridge, Shropshire, on the evening of the 30th ult. As a considerable number of the work people, men and women, belonging to Messrs Rofe and Co's...
Mary Evans
No impediment to love - Aberdeen Press and Journal 01 July 1799: A marriage was on Tuesday celebrated at Wells, which excited a considerable degree of curiosity and entertainment. The bride, Mary Evans, was born without arms, but enjoyed the use of her feet in such a...
Outrage at Kildare
Horror of horrors - Aberdeen Press and Journal 19 November 1798: Letters from Rathangan relate an outrage committed near that place, scarcely paralleled even in the atrocities of the present rebellion: The house of a respectable clergyman in that neighbourhood was...
Woman of distinction
Bravery at sea - Aberdeen Press and Journal 11 November 1799: This is at present in the Middlesex Hospital a young and delicate female, who calls herself Miss T-lb-t, and who is said to be related to some families of distinction: her story is very singular. At an...
Indian Peter
Penny post man - Aberdeen Press and Journal 28 January 1799: On Saturday last died here, Mr Peter Williamson, well known for his various adventures through life. He was kidnapped when a boy at Aberdeen, and sent to America, for which he afterwards recovered damages....
She wasn’t kidding
Not rushing into things - Derby Mercury 12 March 1795: At Chesterfield, on Monday last, Mr. John Bulman, a lusty, hale, and vigorous Bridegroom, aged only 86, to the lovely, blooming, and adorable Widow of the late Mr. Morris Nadin, now in her 79th year; both...
Hobbling down the aisle
The ceremony took ages - Derby Mercury 26 October 1786: Bristol, October 21. Tuesday was married at Stapleton Church in the County of Gloucester, Mr. John Harford, aged 79, to Mrs Elizabeth Neal, aged 98, both of the same Parish. There was a vast Concourse of People...
Humanity unmasked
Astute observation - Derby Mercury 26 June 1794: ANECDOTE. Mr. NEWTON, when formerly captain of a Guinea trader, charging one of his negroes with a theft, the latter denied it. The master doubting the veracity of his slave; this poor, dark, untutored, uncivilized...
Market fluctuation
Shameful price to pay - The Suffolk Chronicle; or Weekly General Advertiser & County Express, 28 February 1835, page 2: SALE OF A WIFE. - On Monday se'nnight*, one those disgraceful proceedings, the sale of a wife, took place in Clare market. Strange to say, the...
Curl your lips
This should bring a smile - South Australian Chronicle and Weekly Mail, 15 August 1868: An American photographer says that ladies, when having their portraits taken, may observe the following rules with some advantage as to their appearance. "When a lady, sitting...
Shattering bolt
Struck by the electric fluid - Wolverhampton Chronicle and Staffordshire Advertiser, 23 February 1859: On Wednesday last, Achill was visited by one of the most violent thunderstorms which has occurred within memory. A house in Curraun, on the mainland,...
Warmly received
Woolly first-fleecers - Wolverhampton Chronicle and Staffordshire Advertiser, 23 February 1859: After six years of indomitable perseverance, Mr. Charles Ledger, an English merchant, established in Peru, has succeeded in landing safely at Sydney a flock of...
Taking it in his stride
Boots made for walking - Aberdeen Journal, 23 May 1827: Pedestrianism. - James Baxter, foot-messenger, residing in Fochabers, has been employed in that capacity, by different members of the Noble Family of Gordon, since the year 1785, a period of 42 years,...
Loudly hitched
Wedding for the ages - Bury and Norwich Post, 31 August 1836: On Friday last, John Scates, carpenter, aged 68, to the widow Childs, both of this town. The bridegroom had been judged too far advanced in his dotage to redeem his "lady love" for her child-hood,...
Photo finish
Deadly reflection - Bury and Norwich Post, 10 March 1847: DIED. On the 14th ult., at St. Christopher's, aged 36, Charles Thornton Cunningham, Esq., Lieutenant-Governor of the Leeward Islands, eldest son of the Rev. J.W.Cunningham, Vicar of Harrow. The...
That’s a relief
Worthy of support - The Ipswich Journal, 20 September 1845: A PATRIARCH.-John Matthews, aged 114, residing in the parish of Llandilo-Talybout, together with his daughter, applied for relief, for the first time, at a meeting of our board of guardians, held...
Still squabbling
Nothing new under the sun - The Examiner, July 24, 1858: TURKEY— Fanatical Movements.— The news from Turkey increases in importance, The Paris 'Pays' says “It appears by recent letters from Mecca, that during the last religious fetes serious dissensions...
Dressing down
Frocking tale - Herts Guardian, Agricultural Journal, and General Advertiser, 15 November 1853: Ann Bacon, Sarah Sayles, and Jane Archer, three uninteresting young ladies of Hatfield, were charged with assaulting May Ann Mitchell, another...
Three’s a crowd
Triple treat - The Ipswich Journal, 3 September 1836: At Brussels, last week, a barber's wife, 40 years of age, and who had been married 10 years without having children, gave birth to three bouncing boys, who, with the mother are doing well.
Cracking heads
Matrimonial miseries - The Ipswich Journal, 3 September 1836: Mary Bird, the woman who on Monday was charged with an assault upon her mother-in-law Mary Mann, attended to prefer a charge of assault against her husband, William Bird, a coal-porter, and in...
Making hay
Longevity - Bury and Norwich Post, 15 September 1847: There is at present a woman named Mary Benton, living in the village of Elton, near Stockton-on-Tees, who has attained the great age of 107 years, and is at present in possession of most of her faculties....
Canine conversation
Speaking of dogs - Newcastle Courant, 13 February 1731: Edinburgh, Jan. 16. Both City and Country having been for several Days past amused with different Accounts of the late Apparition in the Shire of Perth, we have thought proper to publish the...
Tears at the altar
Jilted curate's agony - Nottingham Evening Post, 3 July 1925: Unites to his rival the girl who rejected him - M. Arna, a Swiss Protestant curate who had been jilted by his fiancee, was called on in his professional capacity to marry her to his...
Makes for a big reunion
Daniel Aitken died aged 120 - Exeter and Plymouth Gazette, 1 May 1847: A man named Daniel Aitken lately died in Wexford, Canada, at the age of 120 years; during his life had contracted seven marriages, and he has left five hundred and seventy...
Hear, hear, here
Speaking of silly - Exeter and Plymouth Gazette, 11 March 1848: At the Lancaster assizes, on Monday, a witness was called to verify the signature to a deposition. Being rather tardy in entering the witness-box, Mr Baron Alderson inquired the cause of...
Fighting for love
Sailor boy, sailor girl - North Devon Journal, 22 July 1841: A female sailor. - A considerable degree of excitement was caused last week in the town of Brixham, by the discovery of a female sailor, on board one of trawl boats, in which capacity she had been...
Bovine battleground
Serious raid by a bullock - Carlisle Patriot, 19 April 1867: The spirit of mischief seems to have taken possession of the bovine race, as never a market day now passes without an adventure in the streets of Dumfries more or less exciting and dangerous with...
Sleuth-hounds caracole
Dream of a Spelling Bee - Leicester Chronicle, 22 January 1876: Unknown (1876) Menageries where sleuth-hounds caracole, Where jaguar phalanx and phlegmatic gnu Fright ptarmigan and kestrels, cheek by jowl With peewit and precocious cockatoo. Gaunt...
Young love triumphs
An elopement frustrated - Aberdeen Evening Express, 17 July 1888: A singular scene was (says a correspondent) witnessed in the Citadel Station, Carlisle, yesterday morning, when the police frustrated the elopement of a lady and gentleman from the Lake...
Money isn’t everything
Eccentric woman's death at Colchester - Essex Standard, 28 January 1899: The circumstances attending the death of Eleanor Neale, a spinster, aged 72, residing in Lucas Road, Colchester, have given rise to a good deal of local gossip. Deceased had lived in the town for...
Shot doing his job
Right royal mistake - Derby Mercury, 26 October 1786: ANECDOTE of the late KING of PRUSSIA. It is well known, that amongst the numerous Body of Prussian Troops, the King formed one Regiment which he call the “Immortal Corps of tall Grenadiers;” so named, because...
Fists fly in Elder abuse
Mutiny of Mormon converts - The Shields Daily Gazette and Shipping Telegraph, 18 February 1898: Terrible fight in a train. A special telegram from New York to the Newcastle Journal states that at Cheyenne a carload of 60 Scandinavian converts to...
Baby faced jockey
Tiny hoop wows women - Aberdeen Journal, 24 September 1902: The Sheepshead Bay Racecourse, New York, was the other day the scene of an extraordinary demonstration. A jockey named Washington Breassal, who is only nine years old, rode Ipse Dixit, and came...
It’s tough at the top
'Distress' in London - Bell's Weekly Messenger, 27 May 1865: (From the Owl.) For the last fortnight accounts have reached us from all sides showing the existence at the present time of a widespread distress throughout the populous districts of Mayfair...
Oswego lake monster
Another 'sea serpent' sensation - Sheffield Independent 2 July 1867: We know that it has been customary for the manufacturers of the marvellous to revive at intervals the story of the "sea serpent," which has gone the rounds of the papers "many a time and...
Hound begs for money
A sagacious dog - Aberdeen Herald and General Advertiser 2 November 1844: A dog, of a mongrel breed, who is well known about Castle Street by the name of "the Doctor," has been, for some time past, in the habit of begging halfpennies from all and sundry with whom he...
A very costly spurning
Extraordinary breach of promise to marry-£400 damages - Leeds Times 5 March 1864: At the Warwick assizes, on Thursday, a trial for breach of promise was heard before Mr. Justice Blackburn. Charlotte Emma Blackham, daughter of Mr. Blackham, pin...
The floor gave way
Precipitated into the cellars - Cambridge Independent Press 11 January 1873: An extraordinary accident happened at Charleston, Cornwall, on New Year's Eve. The Rev. A.H.Ferris, vicar, and a number of the leading parishoners, held a tea meeting,...
Caning in church
The office of dog-whipper - Hertford Mercury and Reformer 3 November 1888: In reference to the "antient inhabitant" of Great Amwell whose name appears in the register of that parish as having died in 1634, and who, among other occupations, was employed to...